August 9, 2008
Whole books have been written on this subject, but today I nailed it in five steps:
Step 1: Watched my son's soccer practice.
Step 2: Made and ate a mean tuna-fish sammich.
Step 3: Spent almost an hour on the phone with my best bud.
Step 4: Successfully completed this mathematical equation: 1 sunny afternoon + 1 volume of Popgun + 1 comfy chair + 1 bowl containing a 2:1 ratio of Reese's Pieces to chocolate M&Ms + a half-pint of root beer + DJ Spooky's Celestial Mechanix: The Blue Series Mastermix for background music
Step 5: Nap.
So what if I woke up sweating ten minutes ago and my stomach still feels like a pincushion after a week of two daily abdominal injections? I honestly don't care.
Step 1: Watched my son's soccer practice.
Step 2: Made and ate a mean tuna-fish sammich.
Step 3: Spent almost an hour on the phone with my best bud.
Step 4: Successfully completed this mathematical equation: 1 sunny afternoon + 1 volume of Popgun + 1 comfy chair + 1 bowl containing a 2:1 ratio of Reese's Pieces to chocolate M&Ms + a half-pint of root beer + DJ Spooky's Celestial Mechanix: The Blue Series Mastermix for background music
Step 5: Nap.
So what if I woke up sweating ten minutes ago and my stomach still feels like a pincushion after a week of two daily abdominal injections? I honestly don't care.
Labels: Emru
posted by Emru Townsend at
8/09/2008 08:25:00 PM
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1 Comments:
even temporary bliss = good.
I will remember your recipe.
*sends good karma or whatnot*
Considered trying Transmet in that mixture? I admit turning to Spider's most hilarious moments at my worst. Somehow it was hard to cry when he was stomping around wearing a tin foil halo and bedsheets, so high his feet were on Pluto.
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